You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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