Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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