puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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