I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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