I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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