Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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