no, he came in my armpit
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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