Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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