So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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