god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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