fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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