If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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