I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So. Much. Porn.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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