This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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