At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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