Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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