What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I have tasted many bathrooms
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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