Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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