I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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