Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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