Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i've created a new STD.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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