well I can't set my house on fire every night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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