We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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