I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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