So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
