dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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