even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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