THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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