I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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