you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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