I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
operation harelip BJ is a go
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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