Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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