Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
