So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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