im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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