how hairy? two words: wookie tits
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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