Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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