I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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