Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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