who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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