but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
A+ Viking dick
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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