just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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