ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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