we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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