All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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