I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
