You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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