a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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