Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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