Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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