The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
